

She likes sushi and hot tubbing any time. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, faraway. MAGIC MIRROR: So, just sit back and relax My Lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. MAGIC MIRROR: What I mean is, you're not a king yet. MAGIC MIRROR: Well, technically you're not a king. Mirror, mirror on the wall is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? In this classic scene, super-vain villain Lord Farquaad has discovers that he is not the fairest in the land and hatches his evil plot.Ĭlick here for "Shrek" DVDs, Soundtracks and Books But when the power-hungry Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) turns Shrek's swamp into a relocation camp for dozens of banished fairy-tale characters (including some pesky dwarves, wolves, and fairies) Shrek's quiet, introverted life is ruined. He is not receptive to visitors, and fends off the occasional party of torch-wielding villagers with ease. He also led other captains named after pop culture characters (Captain Kirk from Star Trek, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, and Captain Kangaroo).Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) is a fearsome green ogre living in isolation in his own cozy little swamp. In an early draft for Shrek the Musical, he was the Captain of the Duloc Guards.Thelonious appeared in a poster in the Shrek 4-D queue- a parody of the film Terminator 2: Judgement Day.It is unknown where he and all the other inhabitants of Duloc went after Duloc was abandoned.He is one of the several characters who appeared in the first film only to never show up in future installments.When Dragon comes to help them, she takes all of them, including Thelonious. When Fiona, Shrek and Donkey fall as well, he shows his good side by catching them all in one hand while still holding the branch with his other hand until the branch breaks. He fell from the waterfall but grabs the branch below it. When she kicks him in the groin, he falls overboard and she apologizes to him. He accepts Fiona punching him in the face.


On Shrek 4-D, he captures Fiona and takes her to the raft to kill her, but he is doing it only under the command of Lord Farquaad's Ghost. When Fiona and Shrek kiss during her wedding with Lord Farquaad, Thelonious writes "Aawww" on one of the signs used for telling the people on how they should react. Thelonious, though simple-minded, isn't really as villainous as he seems.

In Shrek: Reekin' Havoc, Thelonious is a boss fight in the Duloc castle, where he has been named the new king after Farquaad's death.Ī portrait of Thelonious appears in Fiona's cell in the Shrek The Third video game. His attacks include throwing hand axes, charging at his opponent and punching. Thelonious appears in Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdownas an opponent and unlockable champion. His kart is the Black Horse and his personal item is a giant stone age axe. Thelonious appears in Shrek Smash and Crash Racing as one of the eight unlockable racers in this game. If you win the game as him, he'll be seen in a makeshift island at the chamber. His largest desire in the game is to take a nice vacation away from the torture chamber. Thelonious appears in Shrek Super Party as a playable character. Picture of Thelonious in the Shrek the Third video game.
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Thelonious appears at the end sitting in the audience of the movie theater in Far Far Away. It is shown he can twitch his head like a zombie such as when Fiona attacked him. Thelonious appears in Shrek 4-D, where he has become the henchman of Lord Farquaad again, but during the story he turns on Farquaad and becomes friends with Fiona, Shrek, Donkey, and Dragon. He also works the bellows for the pipe organ. He attends Shrek and Fiona's wedding and Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party, where he seems to have become friends with Gingy his former torture victim. When Farquaad is deciding which princess to choose, Thelonious tells him to pick #3 ( Princess Fiona), though he actually only holds up two fingers.Īt Farquaad's wedding he is the ringbearer. When the Magic Mirror tells Farquaad that he isn't technically the king of Duloc, Farquaad implicitly orders Thelonious to intimidate him by smashing a small mirror. In the Duloc Dungeon, he is ordered to torture Gingy by dunking him into a glass of milk and breaking his legs to try to make him give up the location of the remaining fairytale creatures. He is a torturer and probably executioner under Lord Farquaad's service. Thelonious appears as a minor antagonist.
